*(Please note that all descriptions are not intended to accurately represent our fine team of writers!)*

Darren Douglas

David Moftakhar

‘It’s not pretty but someone’s got to do it.’ That’s the ethos ‘The Moftster’ takes to both womanising and editing 90 Minutes. He’s the ‘water-carrier,’ doing the dirty work no one else is willing, or can be bothered, to do. His work behind the scenes allows the others to express their talents.

Stephen Jonathan “The Rome” Rome

From Bogota to Beijing, this well-traveled firebrand has plied his trade all over the world. In terms of output he can only be described as prolific. Not averse to casual sex or violence, you can rest assured that this vocal Villain will die for the cause.  

Ian Shine

Like any football reject worth his salt, this man has lived in numerous places for short stints. From Birmingham to Sheffield, then southern Poland, Siberia, Lisbon and now somewhere back in Poland, he’s still looking for a place to call home before his bowels stop working. He was also African Footballer of the year in 1976 and scored four goals in the 1990 World Cup.