Bruno Alves, a calculator and a McChicken sandwich
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- Created: Friday, 12 June 2009 14:27
- Written by Ian Shine
While Real Madrid have made the biggest splashes in the transfer market this summer with Ronaldo and Kaka joining their ranks, Bruno Alves is still looking to make a little ripple of his own.
Despite talking about moving to one of Europe’s giant clubs Alves still finds himself at Porto. Consequently he has started heading balls over the back garden fence of one José Mourinho in an attempt to get some attention.

After England's 4-0 win away at Kazakhstan on Saturday and the draw that followed it later that evening between nearest group rivals Croatia and Ukraine,
Billionaire football club owners aren’t synonymous with patience. You only have to look at the managerial carousels at Chelsea and QPR to see that. However, at the Middle-Eastlands - the most heavily landed gentry of the lot - things are playing themselves out a little differently.
It was at the start of the 2004/05 season that the managerial merry-go-round really started turning.