How to… win a free-kick/penalty
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- Created: Monday, 04 May 2009 19:46
- Written by James Carr
1. Run towards target.
2. Knock ball past said target.
3. Divert trajectory towards target.
4. Kick target.
5. Scream.
6. Fall (don’t over do it - see right).
7. Grimace, writhe, clutch point of contact.
8. Await treatment: magic sponge/spray.
9. Get to your feet - gingerly.
10. Pretend you can’t run until necessary.
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