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Rombling : Laughing at Newcastle & Middlesbrough

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Created: Thursday, 07 May 2009 15:59

Written by The Rome

A lot of people are excited about the prospect of Newcastle getting relegated. I’m one of them. I can’t wait. Seeing the legions of overweight, moronic ‘toon’ fans despairing, with looks of sheep like bewilderment as another icon that they were convinced would lead them into the promised land instead guides them down into Championship purgatory will be an image to savour. Brilliant.  

There’ll be far less talk about how they’re such a huge club, a veritable sleeping giant. It’ll be interesting to see how much their attendance figures suffer. We probably won’t be informed constantly about how they’re “the best fans in the world”. Newcastle have been run like a joke for so long and such a parody of a club deserves all the contempt that relegation will bring.

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How to… win a free-kick/penalty

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Created: Monday, 04 May 2009 19:46

Written by James Carr

1. Run towards target. 

2. Knock ball past said target.

3. Divert trajectory towards target.

4. Kick target.

5. Scream.

6. Fall (don’t over do it - see right).

7. Grimace, writhe, clutch point of contact.

8. Await treatment: magic sponge/spray.

9. Get to your feet - gingerly.

10. Pretend you can’t run until necessary.   

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McClaren nears redemption (of sorts!)

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Created: Sunday, 03 May 2009 23:57

Written by Darren Douglas

This weekend was the penultimate round of fixtures for this season's Eredivisie, AZ Alkmaar have already clinched an historic second ever title, but elsewhere there are still matters to be settled. So where else better to start the round up than with the clash between Champions elect AZ and second placed FC Twente.

Steve McClaren has most impressively guided FC Twente to the upcoming KNVB Beker (Dutch cup) final. They will face Heerenveen in two weeks time and will start as favourites to win the trophy for the third time in their history. On top of that they reached the last sixteen of the Uefa Cup losing to Marseille on penalties, it was the first time FC Twente had survived European football into the New Year for thirty seasons!

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The best Premier League season ever?

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Created: Saturday, 02 May 2009 22:08

Written by David Moftakhar

On the face of it there’s nothing out of the ordinary about the 2008-2009 Premier League season. Manchester United are top and on course for their third consecutive title, the remaining Champions League spots are occupied by the usual suspects and West Brom are rooted to the foot of the table.

But with four games remaining almost every team still has something to play for. Does this make it one of the best Premier League seasons ever?  

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